Celebritards

Someone’s knocked up Natalie Cassidy

Posted on: March 17, 2010

Aww. After looking pregnant for a decade, someone has finally sperminated Natalie Cassidy. I feel mean even writing that, as I look up from my baguette and crisps. But still, I don’t try and cling to dwindling fame like Mark Owen to a drink.

Turns out her and her baby-daddy met at a festival. Seriously? Most people come back from a festival with a sore head and half their body weight in dirt, let alone someone you want to go halfers on a baby with. Still once she’s squeezed her spawn out she can squeeze out another exercise vid/spread in diet-obsessed magazines. Everyone’s happy.

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