Celebritards

The Conservatives will stoop lower than Katie Prices’ standards to get votes

Posted on: February 27, 2010

Is there an election coming up? Some Tory councilor has made a desperate attempt to get attention and identify with ‘yoof culture’ by Tweeting about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s ‘relationship’. Nicolas Clark (yeah, I aint heard of him either) was straight on his Twitter to say that he was at some event with them and reported ‘a couple of kisses-left in separate cars’.

Disturbingly, this caused a media shitstorm, not to mention a gossip-Hiroshima with all the little creeps that are obsessed with the film franchise that the only pre-requisite for acting skills is a really good wide-eyed stare. Yawn @ the whole situation. Let them bump their uglies (from the looks of them their smellies is just as accurate) in peace.

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