Kerry Katona loses 14 stone!

Posted on: February 18, 2010

Ok, well in the form of her husband and not actual weight loss. Although would anyone be surprised/care? Former national treasure (think everyone wishes she was buried treasure now) Kerry Katona has spilt with her husband Maaaaerk. Don’t sob into your ready meal just yet- those two are more on and off than her size 10 wardrobe. After going to a fat camp, rumour has it that SHE cheated on him and now they have split.

Cue photoshopped exclusive interview in *undisclosed celebrity weekly mag that has gives her, Katie Price and rota of WAGs the (column) inches they crave*, drunken nights out pulling Donner Kebabs, national outcry and finally, damning statement by her sperminator, Fat-Westlife aka Bryan McFadden.

The whole scenario is not even worth mentioning anymore (I apologise). If we all stop paying attention to them they might go back to where they belong- Jeremy Kyle.

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