Celebritards

To love, honour and… adulter?

Posted on: February 17, 2010

Between John and Ashley’s poor ball control, Tiger’s mishandling of his putter and Vernon’s sexting we can only wonder what has happened to fidelity in the modern age?

If vampires and prescription drugs were so hot in 2009, does this mean that adultery is 2010’s biggest trend so far? Well, in the only occasion I think this has ever happened, Kerry Katona set the trend years ago. Her taxi driving, NON-drug dealing, husband reportedly has been giving free rides all over Warrington for years.

Poor, poor Cheryl Tweedy (lets all just pretend the A- Hole, I mean A-Cole situation never happened and get the Tweedy back). She has taught us a valuable lesson. No matter how pretty, rich, SKINNY or kind you are you will probably still get cheated on. AND everyone will see your husband’s heinous granny panties that he took pictures of to try and turn someone on. WTF.

Are we being too harsh on celebrity men? Maybe they are just acting the only the way they know how to. Like assholes. Times like this we are reminded that men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Why don’t we send them all back there. With only half a tank of petrol.

1 Response to "To love, honour and… adulter?"

Perhaps you didn’t hear about this:

FAA Says Tiger to Work Airport Security

http://stupidassnews.wordpress.com/2010/02/17/faa-passengers-must-wear-thongs/

Have a great day! 🙂

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