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John Mayer doesn’t care about black people? What would Kanye say…

Posted on: February 17, 2010

It seems JOHN MAYER has graduated from the ‘Mel Gibson School of Press Conduct and Decorum’ and is hell bent on shafting his career (we’ve heard the rumours he has one?) with the same force he claims to have exerted on Jessica Simpson.

Aside from dropping the ‘N bomb’ in an interview with Playgirl to describe his status among his black audience, he then basically said that he is sexually racist- ‘My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke c*ck.’

Ah comparing your genitalia to a KKK Grand Wizard- just the kind of man you could take home to your parents. If your parents were in the BNP. In one blink of his lazy eye he has kissed goodbye to the last normal fan he had and is now in talks with Vivid to produce porn. I wish I was kidding.

5 Responses to "John Mayer doesn’t care about black people? What would Kanye say…"

We’ve heard the rumours he has one? I think playing Glastonbury maybe indicates he’s done something right. Who are you again? You’re what’s wrong with the world. That’s what. You’re the typre of person who would say, “i’m not an author, i’m a novelist”: GET OVER YOURSELF. And stop wasting time writing about John Mayer if you want him to get over himself. Lazy eye?!?! He’s fucking beautiful, love to see a picture of you, hmmm.

I think Kanye would rest assured that Mayer doesn’t want to fuck him.

Hey James,

Thanks for stopping by and taking the time to read my post. I’m sorry to hear you think I’m everything that’s wrong with the world, and I’m sure John Mayer would be touched with your defence of his frankly, ludicrous comments.

I’m neither a author, nor a novelist, just writing to amuse myself, and if others are as well then that’s a win win for me. Obviously you can’t please everyone and the big-John-Mayer-sized nerve I’ve tapped into with you proves that.

You’ve opened my two (equally-sized) eyes.

Thanks!

I don’t get what your problem is James, if you don’t like what you are reading then jog on. If you had looked at the blog name, you might have guessed that it wasn’t going to give praise to John Mayer. The writers on this blog have every right to say what they want about whoever they want, it’s nothing to do with you.

There are some people who have earned their right to be a little cocky and not have to sensor themselves quite as much as others. In my opinion, (much emphasis on that) John Mayer is one of them. He’s a real singer, a real writer, and a real entertainer and I think he has every right to let it go his head a little. I forgive him. He’s amazing and that ONE weak point is fine with me.

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